My editor told me to do this. Some bullshit about social networking or whatever. I guess it's worth it to not have to hear her droning on about it anymore. So, hopefully this shuts her up.

I guess you'll be expecting some damn insightful poetic words of wisdom.

The Famed Novelist's Thoughts on Life
• Love is a rather useless emotion.
• Human intelligence is an oxymoron.
• The only thing I need in life, is for people to leave me the fuck alone.
• If you died a hundred times, it still wouldn't be enough.
• People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
• You suck.

There. Is that better, Mizuki?