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For there is in all the world no greater love than mine

grinded

bakerstreet

Tuesday, July 15th, 2025 09:36 am

Kiss of the Vampire

Vampires tend to have a lot of sex appeal. It may be because evil is sexy for some, but not all vampires are evil, so maybe it's because they're bad boys or sultry femme fatales. Maybe people just figure hundreds of years of practice at lovemaking makes vampires really, really good at it. On the other hand, the bloodsucking may be a great fetish source, something about a quick sting of pain followed by pleasure.

When a vampire is hungry and isn't quite so decent or hard up as to lower himself to only buying blood at the butcher's or trapping and draining small animals instead, their dietary supplement of preference is human blood. However, vampires can make the experience of being a drink box not just bearable, but pleasurable for the donor.

( Text from these TVTropes articles. )

Roles
1. Vampire
2. Victim

Prompts
1. Willing - You're either a friend of a vampire offering up a quick bite...or you know what you like and that's being a giving person.
2. Unwilling - They want your blood, but you're not up to parting with it. Can you withstand the pleasure, however?
3. Fluffy - How can you make the hungry undead warm and sweet? They could just be jaded from all the cruelty they've seen or dealt out and want something different.
4. Romantic - Is it worse to be the prey of a vampire - or their lover? At least with the latter, they'll try to treat you gently.
5. Rough - The opposite of the above; this vampire couldn't care less about you and treats you like a slab of meat.
6. Dangerous - This is no kitten you're playing with. Remember, your life hangs in the balance if they sink their fangs too far...
7. Purely Sexual - Both of you are into a little bit of bloodplay. One of you just gets dinner on the side.

Shipping Picture ♡ ｐｒｏｍｐｔｓ

sarabi

bakerstreet

Tuesday, July 15th, 2025 06:01 am

shipping picture prompts

o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

Phone sex & Sexting

justformemes

bakerstreet

Monday, July 14th, 2025 10:06 pm

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Kissing

mirrormirrormeme

bakerstreet

Monday, July 14th, 2025 08:15 pm

kissing. that's it, that's the meme.

ONE: comment with your character and preferences.
TWO: you're kissing.
THREE: reply to others.
FOUR: no, seriously, they're kissing.
FIVE: whether there's backstory behind it, whether this has been building-building-BUILDING up or you've just met or you've been cursed by the universal, non-season specific hanging festive object of your choice and you can't escape until you smooch OR you literally just tripped into somebody's lips, if doesn't matter. btw it doesn't have to be on the mouth. live your best creative life.
SIX: it's a thing. it's happening. so you probably better let the people in the back know if you want assumed CR, gentle kisses on the forehead only, if you prefer gen/platonic kisses for the kids, crack threads, frenching, one-sided or misunderstood intentions and mistaken identities, whatevs.
SEVEN: kissin'. kiss kiss fall in love motherf-

Morning after

interjection

bakerstreet

Monday, July 14th, 2025 07:37 pm

morning after

┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme
→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE.
→ PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN.
→ PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY.
( keep in mind that sexual scenarios are the basis of this meme! please enter with caution )
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🎆 july word association 🌭

fourhearts

bakerstreet

Monday, July 14th, 2025 12:11 pm

Word Association is a common word game involving an exchange of words that are associated together. The game is based on the noun phrase word association, meaning "stimulation of an associative pattern by a word" or "the connection and production of other words in response to a given word, done spontaneously as a game, creative technique, or in a psychiatric evaluation."

~ our lord and saviour wikipedia

GUIDELINES

random word generator

has

it's easy being bad, but it's hard being good

parrygripp

bakerstreet

Monday, July 14th, 2025 11:08 am

Good or bad?

Where does your character fall on the spectrum? More specifically, where does your character THINK they fall on the spectrum? After all, everyone thinks they're the hero of their own story.

We as viewers/readers might be able to clearly tell that this unrepentant murderer is the bad guy, but they might not think so. Maybe they think they're justified? On the flip-side, maybe your absolute, hard-working do-gooder still believes they're not doing good enough. It's all about perspective, and how characters view themselves.

No blank top-levels.
"Are you good or bad?"
- That's what characters are being asked.
- Their answer? You tell us!

Monday, July 14 - Theme: Outer space

endlesstwanted

fic_promptly

Monday, July 14th, 2025 01:56 pm

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In all universes

postingmemes

bakerstreet

Sunday, July 13th, 2025 07:23 pm

soulmate meme ;
▸ post your character ◂
▸ you're now in a universe where destined soul mates exist! ◂
▸ rng for the type of au and for the ~situation~ ◂
▸ tag around ♥ ◂

type of au;

1. tats, your character has a tattoo of the first words the love of their life will say to them
2. familiars, your character has an animal tattoo representing their soul mate on them
3. glow, the first time your character sees their soul mate, their chests glow!
4. world in color, life is literally black and white, until you see your soul mate for the first time
5. choose your own, i'm definitely missing a milly because i'm lazy, pick your own

situation;

1. first meeting, you've never met this person before.
2. childhood mates, you've always known this person -- but on one particular birthday, everything changes.
3. together, you've been in a relationship for awhile now! happily wed or not, you decide.
4. not together, you've known you're soul mates for a long time, and yet have avoided a relationship.
5. choose your own, self explanatory c:

Fluffy fluffy fun

memeboogeyman

bakerstreet

Sunday, July 13th, 2025 07:06 pm

Fluff Meme

R U L E S:
1. Post your character with their name and series in the subject line.
2. Others respond using RNG. Roll 1 - 15 to pick a scenario.
3. Some scenarios have options (A - C). Pick any one from them or roll 1 - 3.
4. If there is no option that fits for you, then feel free to make one up!
5. And there you go, instant fluff~

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Praxi Facit Perfectum

les_magique

bakerstreet

Sunday, July 13th, 2025 04:43 pm

Sexy University

This is a special college. Sure, it has the normal selection of classes like math, various sciences, theater, history, and all that, and you can take them if you REALLY want to, but they're not why people go here. They're not why the campus has a wall around it to keep out prying eyes, either.

THIS college is where you go if you want to be fucking incredible at fucking. Every aspect of sex and seduction can be trained up to their absolute limits, so that no one will ever find you wanting in the sack ever again. The medical services are top notch (no need to worry about pesky diseases or any other unintended consequences of sleeping around all the time), the dress code in non-existent, the professors are all the tops of their field, and the campus was designed with constant casual hook-ups in mind. This is one school where, when the teacher assigns a lot of homework, NO one complains.

( Prompts! )

the powerpoint meme

littlemiracles

bakerstreet

Sunday, July 13th, 2025 05:06 pm

the powerpoint meme

Look. You know your character is a nerd about something. There's a hill they want to die on, there's a topic they want to argue about. Here's their opportunity to make their case. This isn't a strict meme. Your character's powerpoint presentation can be an actual powerpoint, a bulletpoint list, images made in paint, description of a video they filmed... however they would like to make their presentation.

some things that they can be making presentations about: ranking various items/people/concepts, why _ is better than _, the ocean is/isn't soup, what constitutes a sandwich, etc.

Attract some opposites, if you must

iamthesockpirelestat

bakerstreet

Sunday, July 13th, 2025 10:11 am

MOST ATTRACTIVE FEATURE

✱ Comment with your character. Feel free to include a link to a picture of them at their best/most flattering/cutest/beautiful/handsome/most appealing/etc.
✱ Other characters are ~~forced to~~ ~~gently compelled~~ to admit the one part of yours they find the most attractive. Hair? Eyes? Muscles? That height? That mole? That ass...umption that they're a great person?
✱ Your character now has to flip all the scripts and fess up to others.
✱ Rinse. Repeat. Regret.
✱ Of course, if they're boring, some people might be drawn to a personality trait over a physical one.
✱ But that cute smile, tho. Lemme swoon.

babygirl

vivalaopenpost

bakerstreet

Sunday, July 13th, 2025 09:19 am

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July EMP Meme

enablemeplz

bakerstreet

Sunday, July 13th, 2025 02:02 am

ENABLEMEPLZ
An Enabling Meme

July Meme
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enablemeplz

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sunday july texts

cherrytrees

bakerstreet

Sunday, July 13th, 2025 12:12 am

texting meme

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Weekly meme round-up: July 6 - 12

thelongcon

bakerstreet

Saturday, July 12th, 2025 11:37 pm

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memory share

trashtalker

bakerstreet

Saturday, July 12th, 2025 08:01 pm

MEMORY SHARE MEME

The gist is this: characters get a chance to share memories with another one. It can be voluntary or involuntary on either or both persons' parts; mind melds, soulmate connections, jamjar situations that are forcing it on everyone, whatever. Whether it's through your eyes or like you're watching a movie, crystal clear or smudged like grease on a lens, your choice or picked for you, those memories belong to both of you now, and you know something about each other you probably won't ever forget.

• Toplevel your character. Include any details you might think are relevant, like what memory they would be sharing and who you're open to them sharing it with.
• Reply to other people's toplevels!
• Have fun!

Shush

sundaybestsocks

bakerstreet

Saturday, July 12th, 2025 09:30 pm

100 nonverbal prompts

→ post with your character and preferences

→ others reply with one or multiple prompts; feel free to reverse roles!

→ write a starter based on the prompts

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I don't want anybody else

onlycareaboutshipping

bakerstreet

Saturday, July 12th, 2025 06:29 pm

WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT

Why are you hiding over there in the corner. Are you ashamed? Don't be. It's natural...almost everybody feels the need for a little self lovin' now and then.

how to play

——— NO BLANK COMMENTS, babydolls. Your top level/subject must include what (or who) your character masturbates to. What's their fantasy?
——— Nothing can touch us now, we are cringe but we are free.
——— Except other characters could be the problem.

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For there is in all the world no greater love than mine

Shipping Picture ♡ ｐｒｏｍｐｔｓ

Phone sex & Sexting

Kissing

Morning after

🎆 july word association 🌭

it's easy being bad, but it's hard being good

Monday, July 14 - Theme: Outer space

In all universes

Fluffy fluffy fun

Praxi Facit Perfectum

the powerpoint meme

Attract some opposites, if you must

babygirl

July EMP Meme

sunday july texts

Weekly meme round-up: July 6 - 12

memory share

Shush

I don't want anybody else